this is an original pair of levi's

- size 2R, ultra low rise, boot cut stretch

- casual but still sexy, a modern classic in excellent condition, slightly worn with some light overall fading but no exposed threads or noticeable damage to the fabric.

one might think I should add "hurry! this auction won't last much longer!"

however, recent trends dictate that only skinny fit tapered, visible deconstruction, excessive embellishing, and/or designer labels are in high demand.

and records show that while few place bids, many open their closets to think of the jeans that got away.

I wish I knew why.